Jeff hets pissed when BK stops selling Double Stackers.
One day, Jeff was real fucking hungry. So hungry, he felt as tho his stomache was gourging on his anus. So, he went to BK. When he got there, some shit happens and he gets pissed and everyone dies. Just kidding there is more and not everyone dies.
The Story
So, Jeff goes to BK as I said before since it felt like he was growing a vag from his stomache feeling like it was eating his ass. He pulled up to the drive thru in his parent's car.
Female Voice: "Hi welcome to BK how may I help you?"
It was... Jane! Jane was working at BK because she had an asian father who gets pissed if she brings home anything below an A. Because, her dad said that "B is for Burger King, where you will be working for the rest of your life!"
Jeff: "Jane...!"
Jane: "Jeff...! What the fuck are you doing awake?"
Jeff: "It's only 6:00 PM"
Jane: "No, you smiley fuck, it is 6:00 AM. Go to sleep."
Jeff: "Fuck me."
So, Jeff fucked off to his house and came back at 12:00 PM and pulled into the drive-thru. Jane was still working there.
Jane: "Hi welcome to BK how may I help you?"
Jeff whispered to himself, "Fuck my life."
Jeff: "Can I get a BK double stacker with large fri-"
Jane: "We don't have that anymore, numbnuts."
Jeff got filled with rage as he felt his stomachgina growing. he took the wheel and smashed it through the window. He barged in the door and started shouting spontanious profane bullshit. Jane came running out with her boobs jiggling and stabbed Jeff in the chest. Jeff came back to life and killed everyone thend.